blind text date

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You: dr. jacques mcdoogle

You: is it you?

Stranger: How did you know?

Stranger: How did you find me? >_>

You: well of course we had planned for this rendesvous... i fed you the forgetting serum for yer protection of course...

Stranger: Of course.

You: it's all been handled by the company

Stranger: You know I hate when you go along with plans without my permission, squire.

You: you agreed my dear amnesiac... before you drank the forgetting juice

You: anyway,,,,,, let's talk bisness

Stranger: Fine, let's.

You: tell me about the miniatures

Stranger: The miniatures, why yes... At present, they are still in the works. I know I promised to meet the deadline but...

You: i need at least 100 by monday

Stranger: 100? Why.. sir...

You: for the brigade.. we're invading

Stranger: *sigh* I'll see what we can do.

You: the goddamn leps are gonna get what they have coming to them

Stranger: At long last, they will.

You: you realize of course that we can't properly launch a full-forced terror strike on the leprachauns unless we have miniaturized soldiers capable of not only pillaging but raping

Stranger: I do and they are fully prepared

Stranger: Now, about my ahem, payment...

You: of course you know that your payment depends upon the success of our mission... the lep gold you see

You: so make those fuckers strong

Stranger: Hm.. But you must see the cost of making those damned creatures in the lab, it is much too high

Stranger: I cannot foot the bill alone

You: you aren't dr. mcdoogle are you!!!!????

Stranger: Why would you say that?!

You: you double-crossing backstabbing hellfuck shitneck. i would recognize that texting anywhere,..

You: you're my old nemesis of course

You: right?!

You: jiminny fuckyfuck?!

Stranger: You foolish fool! Of course I am the one and only Captain JFF!

Stranger: Leader of the Lep Army!

Stranger: Now I know of your "secret" attack on my people!

You: holy holy shit

You: holy, motherfuckin

You: shit

Stranger: You dun goof'd this time!

You: mark my words. i will barbeque you and eat you in a hot dog bun, captain.

Stranger: MWAHAHAHAHAHA don't count it!

Stranger: I will ruin your plans just as I always do!

Stranger: And, for the record, I taste MUCH better sauteed!

You: goodbye you evil little prick. see you on the killing fields!

UNICORN POWER PACKS!!! yay!

The new "I Love Unicorns" maxi-single (including a Th' Mole paper doll!!!) comes out on December 1. But you can get it now. Now? Yes, now! How now? With UNICORN POWER PACKS!!! That's how!

UNICORN POWER PACKS are conveniently consolidated collections of all the music, videos and bonus items that you need! (Audio format: 320k MP3's)

THESE WOULD MAKE GREAT XMAS OR CHANUKKAH GIFTS ;)

POWER PACK #1
This includes all of Th' Mole and DJ 0.000001's currently available releases including the Magical Bass radio show, some unavailable past releases, and one unreleased track, PLUS all of the upcoming releases through 2011 will be sent to you free! Only $40! (1 BILLION DOLLAR VALUE)

POWER PACK #2
This includes everything above, but not the upcoming releases. Over 15 hours of entertainment! $30!

POWER PACK #3
This includes all of the above-mentioned releases by Th' Mole, but not the DJ 0.000001 ones. One dozen releases for just $20!

IF IT'S A GIFT, SAY SO IN THE "NOTES" SECTION AND INCLUDE THE RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS.  IF YOU WANT ME TO WAIT TILL A CERTAIN DATE TO CONTACT THE RECIPIENT, SAY SO AND IT IS DONE.

CURRENT & PAST RELEASES
1. Th' Mole: Mole Jr. (collection of older songs, 2000-era)
2. Demune & The Mole: Zombie King... (2003 album, discontinued)
3. The Mole: Whirlwind World (2004 album).
4. Th' Mole: Mutamigradaptation (2006/2010 re-release w/ different tracks)
5. The Chukchee & Th' Mole: Why Not Try (2008 EP)
6. Th' Mole: Jump Jack (2009 maxi-single + video ft. Mochipet & Warrior Queen)
7. Th' Mole: Greatest Hits (Ha Ha Ha) Vol. 1 (2009 album + video)
8. Th' Mole: Tick Tick Blam (2009 EP ft. Robot Koch, Mochipet, DJ Amazing Clay, etc.)
9. Th' Mole: How 2 B Cool (2009 maxi-single)
10. Th' Mole: Superman Vs. Gremlins (2010 album + videos ft. Playpad Circus, etc.)
11. Th' Mole: Bucky Jojo - Original Score (2010 EP + video)
12. Th' Mole: I Love Unicorns Pt. 1 (2010 maxi-single ft. Robot Koch, Flying Skulls, etc.)

13. DJ 0.000001: If I Were Real (2003 remix album)
14. DJ 0.000001: Mutant Feast (2006 remix album)
15. DJ 0.000001: Listen To My Futures (2007 remix album)
16. DJ 0.000001: Ooh Baby I Like It Hard (2008 maxi-single ft. ODB)
17. Mochipet & DJ 0.000001: Eazy-E On Atari (2009 maxi-single ft. EPROM)
18. DJ 0.000001: Racin' Music (2009 remix album)
19. DJ 0.000001: All Chipped Up (2010 remix album)
20. DJ 0.000001: Earth Day Sex (2010 single)

MAGICAL BASS RADIO SHOWS
21. Episode #1
22. Episode #2
23. Episode #3
24. Episode #4
25. Episode #5
26. Episode #6
27. Episode #7
28. Episode #8

UNRELEASED:
29. Th' Mole "Caitlin (2009 Version)"

UPCOMING RELEASES:
30. DJ 0.000001 (ft. Th' Mole & Inaudible): Go Horsie (2010 single)
31. DJ 0.000001: Prince Speedo Jerksnake (2011 EP)
31. DJ 0.000001: Black Music For White People (2011 EP)
32. Th' Mole: I Love Unicorns Pt. 2 (2011 maxi-single)
32. Th' Mole: Th' Mole (2011 album)
33. Th' Mole: X (2011 EP)
34. Johnny Fuckface: Shit Music (2011 album + video)
AND MORE???

BUCKY JOJO IS HERE!

One day Th' Mole was sending some instrumental songs to a record label called New Cocoon. While trying to choose song titles, he hit upon a silly idea: the songs would be titled as if they were part of a film score - a film that didn't exist.

But once the songs were titled, Th' Mole decided to write a short film script to accompany the score. Three or four minutes later, Bucky Jojo had been written.

However, still not content to rest on his laurels (his laurels being sharp and uncomfortable to rest upon anyway), Th' Mole went ahead and filmed the movie.

Once the 3.5 minute-long epic had been edited, Th' Mole was able to sit back and look over his glorious creation, and then he decided that the original songs which had inspired the project were simply not up to snuff. So he went back and remixed/edited them into pure gold.

And now... you get to experience the Bucky Jojo sight and sound extravaganza, for free!  (Or you can not be a selfish jerk and donate some money.)  :)   Go download the whole package at http://newcocoon.com or http://thmole.bandcamp.com today!

Track list:
01. Main Title/Bucky Jojo Theme
02. Enchanted Mirror Theme
03. Demon Fight Theme
04. Wounded But Victorious Walk Home Theme

Bonus items:
* Bucky Jojo - the movie
* Bucky Jojo - the preview
* Bucky Jojo - the script
* Bucky Jojo - the cast photo

new EP cover art

This is the cover art for a 4-track EP coming out next month on FreshYo! Records.  Yes, I made it!

Track list:
1. Sissy Nobby "Snake (DJ 0.000001 Remix)"
2. Keke Palmer "Superjerkin' (DJ 0.000001 Remix)"
3. Rappy McRapperson ft. Lil Nasty "Speedos & An Abraham Lincoln Hat (DJ 0.000001 Remix)"
4. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince "Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble (DJ 0.000001 Remix)"

[Don't forget, Th' Mole's new instrumental EP comes out in 3 days!!!! Preview here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QIdN6sl5kk

i am a nice friend

i normally don't post fashion stuff like this on the blog, but my bud asked me to, so here it is. buy his awesome shirts! personally, if i lived in LA i would totally buy the LA anarchy one.  these are by the incredible Two Rabbits art design collective, featured in Time Magazine and walls all over the world.

btw, my little sister is a fashion designer too - check her stuff out at mociun.com

My new MOVIE! Preview...

yes, i maked a movie. it's only 3.5 minutes long, and it also sucks. but the instrumental soundtrack is awesome and will be released as a free EP on New Cocoon, on november 23!

Vankmen vs. Th' Mole - Go Horsie Rmx Video!

one of my favorite remixes, plus a cool video! Vankmen are the best. Terrifying music but super nice guys.

Electric Slime - Music video from Superman Vs. Gremlins

This video, along with 2 others, is included w/ Th' Mole's new Superman Vs. Gremlins album - LISTEN/BUY HERE: thmole.bandcamp.com

New free song + Contest to win a copy of Th' Mole's new album

Here is a concept you probably never heard of: the "post-mashup".  Invented by the Indianapolis-based producer, stAllio!, the post-mashup takes multiple songs and weaves them into one new song, but unlike a traditional mashup which layers songs on top of one another, a post-mashup features multiple song snippets without any layering, intricately re-sequenced into new melodies and rhythms.


I heard some of stAllio!'s post-mashups and I thought they were pretty cool and unique, so I asked him to do one for me.  Comprised of eight of my songs (I think), "Spell To Kill Dancefloors" is free to LISTEN/DOWNLOAD HERE (option-click to DL).

CONTEST!!!

GUESS ANY 4 OF THE 8 SONGS USED IN "SPELL TO KILL DANCEFLOORS" AND WIN A FREE COPY OF TH' MOLE'S NEW ALBUM (+ 3 VIDEOS) - SUPERMAN VS. GREMLINS! TIP: 3 OF THE SONGS ARE ON THE GREATEST HITS (HA HA HA) VOL. 1 ALBUM AND 3 ARE ON THE SUPERMAN VS. GREMLINS ALBUM.

E-MAIL YOUR ANSWERS TO JONAH.THMOLE@GMAIL.COM (YOUR E-MAIL WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE ADDED TO TH' MOLE'S MAILING LIST.) DEADLINE: JAN. 1, 2011

Th' Mole: Superman Vs. Gremlins (album + videos) - Listen/Buy

Superman Vs. Gremlins, the latest offering from futuristic mutant rapper Th' Mole, is a freaky collection of new songs, remixes and videos, including guests Graz, Demune, Vankmen, Oskar Ohslon, Warrior Queen, Playpad Circus and more.

The album title comes from Th' Mole's life-long obsessions with Superman and the movie Gremlins. While the videos revisit some of his childhood writing and drawings, the album as a whole is a testament to the shameless and unadulturated nature of childlike creativity and entertainment. Indeed, the music runs the gamut from psychedelic-country-electro-rap to a'capella chanting, without any apparent regard for retaining a certain sound throughout. Additionally, Th' Mole introduces us to "frankenremixes" which are essentially single songs stitched together from multiple remixes of that song. However unconventional it may be though, Superman Vs. Gremlins remains thoroughly accessible and engaging, and is certain to please all lovers of finely-crafted and unique music.

Track list:
1. Black Helly (Cartoon Monster & Oskar Ohslon Frankenremix)
2. How 2 B Cool (Threepeeoh & Playpad Circus Frankenremix)
3. Jump Jack ft. Warrior Queen (Frankenremix A - Barely Legal)
4. Jump Jack ft. Warrior Queen (Frankenremix B - Gurp)
5. Tick Tick Blam (Graz & Vankmen Frankenremix)
6. Cha Cha Cha ft. Demune (Ease & 486Kid Frankenremix)
7. Th' Picture
8. A Meticulous Fondle (Extended Remix)

Video list:
1. Goofy Vs. Gremlins
2. Superman Vs. Gremlins
3. Superman Vs. Gremlins II: Electric Slime

LISTEN/BUY AT http://thmole.bandcamp.com

Are You Crapping Your Pants Yet?

Th' Mole: Superman Vs. Gremlins comes out in 2 days!  Here's the track list:

1. Black Helly (Cartoon Monster & Oskar Ohslon Frankenremix)

2. How 2 B Cool (Threepeeoh & Playpad Circus Frankenremix)

3. Jump Jack ft. Warrior Queen (Frankenremix A - Barely Legal)

4. Jump Jack ft. Warrior Queen (Frankenremix B - Gurp)

5. Tick Tick Blam (Graz & Vankmen Frankenremix)

6. Cha Cha Cha ft. Demune (Ease & 486Kid Frankenremix)

7. Th' Picture

8. A Meticulous Fondle (Extended Remix)

Video list:

1. Goofy Vs. Gremlins

2. Superman Vs. Gremlins

3. Superman Vs. Gremlins II: Electric Slime

Th' Mole Throughout The Ages - A Photographic Retrospective

Th' Mole "Bouncy Ball (Goersch Remix)"

As featured on Goosebumps Vol. 4 compilation (Milled Pavement)

SUPERMAN VS. GREMLINS! Coming 11/11

Coming real soon, an album of remixes, new material, and three videos! Superman Vs. Gremlins features production by Playpad Circus, Threepeeoh, Graz, Vankmen, Oskar Ohlson, Cartoon Monster, 486Kid, Wyatt Gurp, Barely Legal Beats, Ease, and Th' Mole himself (who is me - i'm writing in the 3rd person today cause it's more professional.)

I Luv Unicorns (Bombsquad Remix) + free compilation

This dude, Frietboer, who I met in Amsterdam, made this remix of I Luv Unicorns for me.  I told him that his music reminded me of The Bomb Squad (the production team behind Public Enemy), so he called the remix the "Bombsquad Remix.  BTW, Frietboer means french fry cook, I believe.  Anyway, the guy just released a compilation, also featuring Ernst Benjamin, Omi, Reflexionist, Brad Hamers, Unannounced Guest, Rude - D, Jason, U.N.O.M, and Onderhonden.

DOWNLOAD HERE