You know you still love unicorns.. you know you're not sick of this song yet. After you listen to all 13 versions you might be.. but hey... this new maxi-single is special. It's not just a bunch of remixes of the same song - it's that and so much more! It's got a music video, it's got the Th' Mole text-based video game, it's got the grand debut of a never before heard song called "How To Drive", which is the unofficial sequel to my GENIUS song "How To Be Cool". It's even got a remix of that by Rappy McRapperson which was then chopped and screwed by DJ 0.000001. It's a conversation piece, it's a status symbol, and it's a sign of shrewd and refined intelligence. It's a commemorative trophy of the spirit of our age which you can proudly blast into your neighbor's window, your boss's face, your pet snake's ear... do it. Spread every version of this song everywhere until it's the ONLY song that ANYONE lisens to EVER AGAIN. And then, when everyone in the world is playing different versions of "I Love Unicorns" simultaneously, then.. we will have world peace! Because that's what this is all about, guys. So watch the video for free, listen for free, then pay $5 (or donate more!) to own this beautiful little baby. And OMG - here is a digital special offer coupon.. just for being here on my personal blog, you get this special treat. If you buy this thing, I will give you YOUR CHOICE of ANY of my OTHER. ALBUMS.... (wait........wait..................) ..... . . . . . . FREE!!!!!!!! that's right. just buy it (or heck, buy anything for $5 or more), then email me with this secret code in the subject heading: Caca neebo guy Nay nay. then tell me which release you want and i'll send you a link to download it. That's awesome, right? If you're still reading this, I love you. BUY BUY BUY BUY
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Th' Mole - I Love Unicorns (Splatinum Remix ft. Ilen Halogram) by magicalbass
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