HOLY MF CRAP - THE GODDARN UNICORNS R BACK

You know you still love unicorns..  you know you're not sick of this song yet.  After you listen to all 13 versions you might be..  but hey...  this new maxi-single is special.  It's not just a bunch of remixes of the same song - it's that and so much more!  It's got a music video, it's got the Th' Mole text-based video game, it's got the grand debut of a never before heard song called "How To Drive", which is the unofficial sequel to my GENIUS song "How To Be Cool".  It's even got a remix of that by Rappy McRapperson which was then chopped and screwed by DJ 0.000001.  It's a conversation piece, it's a status symbol, and it's a sign of shrewd and refined intelligence.  It's a commemorative trophy of the spirit of our age which you can proudly blast into your neighbor's window, your boss's face, your pet snake's ear...  do it.  Spread every version of this song everywhere until it's the ONLY song that ANYONE lisens to EVER AGAIN.  And then, when everyone in the world is playing different versions of "I Love Unicorns" simultaneously, then..  we will have world peace!  Because that's what this is all about, guys. So watch the video for free, listen for free, then pay $5 (or donate more!) to own this beautiful little baby.  And OMG - here is a digital special offer coupon..   just for being here on my personal blog, you get this special treat.  If you buy this thing, I will give you YOUR CHOICE of ANY of my OTHER.  ALBUMS....    (wait........wait..................)    .....  . . .      . . .     FREE!!!!!!!!   that's right.  just buy it (or heck, buy anything for $5 or more), then email me with this secret code in the subject heading: Caca neebo guy Nay nay.  then tell me which release you want and i'll send you a link to download it.  That's awesome, right?  If you're still reading this, I love you.  BUY  BUY BUY BUY



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Th' Mole - I Love Unicorns (Splatinum Remix ft. Ilen Halogram) by magicalbass

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Reggae Mole

There's this sort of reggae/jungle/breakcore remix by 3re of my song "How To Be Cool" (which includes a water bong intro!) on a free compilation from Bludclot Recordings that came out last year.  I hadn't known about it till now..  The compilation is about half dub reggae/dubstep and half jungle.  Features Hot Mess, royb0t and many more.  Smoke your chalice to this, mi bruddah.

3re ft Th'Mole - Be Cool by 3re

Download comp here 

Bay Area shows w/ DJ 0.000001 Feb. 11 & 12

Feb. 11th 2011 8pm $7

Freak Bike Cabaret

Bay Area Derailleurs 

@ Cyclecide Swearhouse 

1660 Jerrold at 3rd

San Francisco

The awesome line-up:

The Nerv  - driving femme agitpunk.

Thee Hobo Gobbelins - otherworldly steampunk porch jams

DJ 0.000001 (aka Th' Mole) - quirky deep bass booty shakers

The Can Cannibals - grotesque burlesque

Wrestle-a-Derailleur

Kissing Booth

Raffle Prizes donated by Bottom of the Hill, Ube's Ice Cream Shop, Dying Vines Brewery, Ritual Coffee, Mission Bicycles, Box Dog Bikes, and more.

PRESALE TIX:

We started an IndieGoGo page, similar to Kickstarter, to complete our travels. 

Indigogo gives all of the money even if you don't make the goal, minus some admin fees.

You are able to prepay for tickets or send an in-kind donation towards our journey.

http://www.indiegogo.com/Bay-Area-Derailleurs-Winter-Bike-Dance-Tour

Video: http://vimeo.com/17486429

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LoveTech & Slayers Club 2 Year Anniversary party this Fri at Public Works

normally i don't promote stuff for other people, but the homie Jeff just asked me to do him a favor and spread the word about this event, and i guess i'm in a good mood.  it seems like it should be a cool show - i even requested to be put on the doorlist (and i'd better be on that list now that i did this!).

there's this free comp to promote the event. some of the tracks are pretty awesome, IMO. some are a bit mellow for my tastes, but you'll probably like it, you wuss. it includes Mochipet, The Flying Skulls, Anahata Sound and a bunch more.

SoundCloud site is here and the direct download is here.

2 GROUND-BREAKING CREWS

2 ROOMS OF CHEST-BUMPING BASS

celebrating 2 YEARS OF EPIC EVENTS

SLAYERS CLUB + LOVETECH

2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

featuring:

MOCHIPET

FLYING SKULLS

SLAYERS CLUB DJS ::: ON FOUR TURNTABLES

MANITOUS

LOKAE

PROFESSOR BANG

FREDDIE FUTURE

MATT HAZE

JOE MOUSEPAD

THE SPIT BROTHERS

MOLDOVER & THE SYNCOMASHER QUINTET

NONAGON+CSTNG-SHDWS

THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE

ANON DAY

RICH DDT

EDISON

COLFAX

LIPPE

2 Rooms of Visuals by:

ALLOFITNOW!

MZO

VJ-K4

CSTNG-SHDWS

2 Interactive Art Zones

featuring works by:

BILL HSU

JUSTYN MYERS

KRISTIN NEIDLINGER

LYÉS BELHO & DREW DETWEILER

MOLDOVER

MZO

SID GABRIEL

The Digital Jam Lounge

LearnTech PlayShops

DanceTech Extravaganza

much more TBA!

stay 2ned 

$6 advance / $10 doors

21+

Presales Available Here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/145377

http://LoveTechSF.com/

http://TheSlayersClub.com/

Retrigger

This album is pretty awesome, I think.  And it's free.  Not sure how to describe the music - some sort of electronic/old school punk fusion.  Download here.

El-P vs Th' Mole EP - FREE

I just came across this video on youtube..

[yes, it's just a video of the color black w/ my music]

and it reminded me about the El-P vs Th' Mole bootleg EP that I released onto Soulseek back in 2005.  I had since lost my copy of it, but I asked the guy who posted the video if he had a copy he could share with me and he did!  I think it's pretty good so now I'm re-releasing it.  When it originally came out it was before all the mashups and mixtapes became a standard thing and I was a little worried that El-P would find out and get mad..  I wonder if he ever heard it.  Anyway, take it - it's free: http://dalycityrecords.com/the_mole/El-P_Vs_Mole.zip

Robot Hands

DJ 0.000001 - Robot Hands (Live Drum Solo) by magicalbass

Jahtari

I don't normally like reggae, but i like this label - it's dub/reggae/dancehall in its most computerized forms...  sort of futuristic and retro-sounding at the same time.  They have a ton of free releases and some for sale.  The latest thing they're hyping is a new album by Soom T & disrupt called Ode 2 A Carrot.  You can listen to it for free and order it here - http://www.jahtari.org/music/JTRLP03.htm