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You: dr. jacques mcdoogle

You: is it you?

Stranger: How did you know?

Stranger: How did you find me? >_>

You: well of course we had planned for this rendesvous... i fed you the forgetting serum for yer protection of course...

Stranger: Of course.

You: it's all been handled by the company

Stranger: You know I hate when you go along with plans without my permission, squire.

You: you agreed my dear amnesiac... before you drank the forgetting juice

You: anyway,,,,,, let's talk bisness

Stranger: Fine, let's.

You: tell me about the miniatures

Stranger: The miniatures, why yes... At present, they are still in the works. I know I promised to meet the deadline but...

You: i need at least 100 by monday

Stranger: 100? Why.. sir...

You: for the brigade.. we're invading

Stranger: *sigh* I'll see what we can do.

You: the goddamn leps are gonna get what they have coming to them

Stranger: At long last, they will.

You: you realize of course that we can't properly launch a full-forced terror strike on the leprachauns unless we have miniaturized soldiers capable of not only pillaging but raping

Stranger: I do and they are fully prepared

Stranger: Now, about my ahem, payment...

You: of course you know that your payment depends upon the success of our mission... the lep gold you see

You: so make those fuckers strong

Stranger: Hm.. But you must see the cost of making those damned creatures in the lab, it is much too high

Stranger: I cannot foot the bill alone

You: you aren't dr. mcdoogle are you!!!!????

Stranger: Why would you say that?!

You: you double-crossing backstabbing hellfuck shitneck. i would recognize that texting anywhere,..

You: you're my old nemesis of course

You: right?!

You: jiminny fuckyfuck?!

Stranger: You foolish fool! Of course I am the one and only Captain JFF!

Stranger: Leader of the Lep Army!

Stranger: Now I know of your "secret" attack on my people!

You: holy holy shit

You: holy, motherfuckin

You: shit

Stranger: You dun goof'd this time!

You: mark my words. i will barbeque you and eat you in a hot dog bun, captain.

Stranger: MWAHAHAHAHAHA don't count it!

Stranger: I will ruin your plans just as I always do!

Stranger: And, for the record, I taste MUCH better sauteed!

You: goodbye you evil little prick. see you on the killing fields!